i’m sorry we’re not friends anymore because i don’t take your mindblowingly funny racist and sexist jokes seriously :( i’m so sorry i never listened to your dumb suggestions or let you control how i live my life or respect you because you OBVIOUSLY deserved it and you’re SO much smarter and more experienced in life and you’re SUCH a great person that genuinely cares about everyone, even though you constantly judge and talk shit about everyone that EVER EXISTED and i’m just terrible because i don’t care what you think at all :( :( :( :(

i’m such a terrible horrible person :(

i’m sorry

i really

really am

sorry.